According to unverified reports, uber-snob New York-based magazine editor Alana Newhouse has added her name to the new Protect Our Wealthy Writers! organization designed to wipe away all trace of the Underground Literary Alliance, and, really, of all literary dissent anyplace.
"Spell my name right!" she yells over the phone to uber-tool POWW! organizer Tom Bissell. "One L! One N! And the last name is not Newman. Get it? Not Newman!"
The phone cuts out. POWW! organizer Bissell wonders. Has she really joined us? Was that a Yes? Should I put her name on the POWW! list? If it wasn't a Yes, and we put her name on our list, will Alana Newman be unhappy?
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