Disappointed that he's not being considered for the Pope job, for which he believes he's eminently qualified, McSweeney's cult leader Dave Eggers is overseeing the construction of a gigantic new cathedral in San Francisco, in the vicinity of Valencia Street. Cult members on the sidewalk nearby, who were hawking the cult's propaganda brochure, The Believer, were asked about the impressive cathedral, rumored to be named "Church of the Naive Reader." While tinkling bells, banging on drums and shouting "Hare Eggers, Hare Hare," brainwashed McSweeneyites said they looked forward to holding their religious services more openly. "It's a wonderful belief system," one told Literary Circus. "We accept everything. We're expected to always be happy. One is not required to think."
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