BREATHING SAME AIR DEPT.
Actual Twitter Reactions Upon Meeting Dave Eggers.
@FictionMFA
"When I ask Dave Eggers to be my best friend today, I hope he says yes!"
@trill_boson
"i've bought all of dave eggers books like 8 times because i loan them to anyone who shows interest"
@TravisJCook
"Absolute pleasure, wonderful man, talked about cancer . . . Best. Day. Ever."
@whatsizzlin
"Met Dave Eggers today and now I am for sure moving to San Francisco."
@AlexandraWhys
"Dave Eggers is an angel."
@ajanders1
"EVERYONE: I just met Dave Eggers."
@drsarahsviews
"Dave Eggers is having real conversations with people."
@kellydull
"he is so wonderful"
@raquelcable
"I met Dave Eggers and I am currently dying"
@so_uder
"I'm currently breathing the same air as Dave Eggers oh my god hELP"
@FictionMFA
"DAVE EGGERS JUST TALKED TO ME!"
@so_uder
"I TALKED TO DAVE EGGERS, I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HIM AND HE'S SO COOL AND FUNNY AND SMART WOW WOW WOW."
@tweetlyrical
"I JUST MET AND CHATTED WITH DAVE EGGERS. LIFE! I LOVE YOU!"
@juliadobbs
"dave eggers dave eggers DAVE EGGERS"
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anticipation of the audience
the hero arrives
the enthralled worshippers shout,
"Sieg heil! Sieg heil!"
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