IS JEB "JEBBY" BUSH THE JONATHAN FRANZEN OF POLITICS?
1.) Both are WASPy patrician white guys.
2.) Both are rather stiff in their presentations.
3.) Both are backed by enormous sums of money.
4.) Both represent the mindset of their respective establishments.
5.) Both are being force-fed on the American people.
6.) Both are slow-thinking and "low energy."
7.) Both have notably bland personalities.
What do you think?