Trapped in Moscow, nowhere to go
Airport sandwiches really do blow
I hope Venezuela will give me a home,
I don't want to be Edward Snowden
Hailed as a hero, charged as a spy
Telling the truth, cause I don't like to lie
Wish I were just an ordinary guy,
I don't want to be Edward Snowden
KGB agents picking my brain
U.S. government forcing down planes
Vladimir Putin scowling again!
I don't want to be Edward Snowden,
Someone please help Edward Snowden,
Let me not be Edward Snowden!
